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Morning birds sing, waking me slowly. Cool breezes blow, cooling me lowly. Life is so wonderful, almost nearly holy. Unless you’re extinct. Running through fields filled with flowers. Feeling the rain, soft gentle showers. Holding […]

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Top Five Times NOT to be Funny

Warning: before you read this, please know that this is darker humor than usual. I got a rejection letter from an agent and am crabby. I have posted many blogs which are meant to make […]

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Facebook Lessons

It has become apparent that there are many people out there who are blissfully ignorant of some of the basic rules when using social media. Since I hate it when someone has more bliss than […]

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Progress Verses Congress

I have finally figured it out. You have considered this very question as well, perhaps losing some sleep over it. It has been pondered by some of the greatest minds of the previous three centuries […]

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Illegal Impersonation

While driving my son to school, I heard on the radio about a hardened criminal who had escaped from prison and was on the lam, hiding from the vicious bloodhounds who had caught his scent […]

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The Mentos Treatment

I’m sure you have all seen all kinds of videos on YouTube about the wonders of combining Mentos with Diet Coke. They create the most amazing geysers. Check out this link if you have been […]

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The Joy of Socks

This blog is PG rated… I cannot be held responsible for things you infer. Everyone loves socks. Everyone needs socks. If you don’t have enough socks you will find yourself in a world of trouble. […]