Humor
Which is Not To Be Confused With…
There are so many ways to write these blogs that I hardly ever know where to begin or where to end so I just like to keep writing until something makes a little bit of […]
Humor
Family
Old and Shoddy
When I was a teenager the words that would catch my attention in advertising were “new and improved!” Those were the siren song for a young man who thought that new was always better. Who […]
Humor
Why Do We…
Why do we… … always feel the need to correct people instead of listening to what they mean and not what they say? (Unless they are teenagers, then ignore what they mean, too.) … make […]
Humor
I Don’t Know
Don’t you hate those three words? “I don’t know” really bugs me. Not knowing really messes with my sense of intellectual superiority I think I have. There are all kinds of things about which I […]
Driving
Dizzy Driving
Having read the Bible, I know that Jesus said, “Blessed are the peacemakers.” In The Life of Brian they also found that the developers of dairy delights were also blessed. I think that we need […]
Humor
The Energizer Bunny Slope
Looking back over my misspent youth there are many things I regret. One of my greatest regrets is that I never learned how to snow ski even though I lived in Colorado for four years. […]
Character
Rude Starbucks Lady
Let me start my blog by saying, I’m a nice guy. It’s important for me to be polite and courteous to other people even if they don’t deserve it. It is about who I am […]
Family
Guitar Heroin
Have you ever played Guitar Hero? That is a cool game that deludes non-guitar players into thinking they are Eddie Van Halen or Lindsey Buckingham. Can I let you in on a little secret? A […]
Family
A Late Night Call
It was 11:30 pm and the phone rang. It’s an unusual occurrence since most of my friends are old like me and hit the sack right after Wheel of Fortune. I saw the picture on […]
Humor
Blinded by the Bright
Yesterday, I went for my annual eye doctor appointment. This is my first annual appointment in about eight years. I plan on making it a more regular occurrence. I also plan on flossing every day […]